Sams holiday with Nana and Grandad

Sam was set he had his new XBox his playstation a double bed and Nana and Grandad all to himself for a whole month while we went back to CHCH to work. I can tell you I had many many sore stomachs from laughing at his antics up there. I got phone calls regularly from Mum filling me in i will share a few with you. Sam decided that he would come out to the lounge with his blanket wrapped around his neck a sword by his side and see if Nana and Grandad could guess who he was obviously they didnt havea clue and apparently he was not impressed when he had to tell them he was darth vader, he had just watched star wars on the tv Duh nana. a few miniutes later after he ahad gone away discusted at them he reurned with the cape his sword and a pair of boxers on his head and asked them again to guess who he was and again was not impressed that they didnt know he was captain underpants (go the cartoon network) anyway Sam told them that should they need him to save them all they had to do was ring his phone. So being the good grandparents a few minutes later mum yelled out RING RING Sam answers and mum informs him that there is a burgler out the front Sam took off out the front grage and starts swinging his sword around yelling back to mum who is at this stage walking out to the garage that he is gettin the man and not to worry. With that incident over Sam goes back to his room to his game a while later mum calls RING RING and gets a WHAT mum informed Captain underpants that there is a pig in the garden and can he save her flowers sam preceeded to inform her that he was at the time busy and couldnt obviously flowers arent that important to Capatin Underpants.. A while later mum calls out RING RING and gets a very gruff WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW" mum informs him that theres someone trying to get into Grandads garage and out comes Sam " well what do you want me to do about that he asks mum said well your the hero and sam informs her that well i am busy and you have an alarm so if the alarm goes off then i will sort him and with that he went off to his room to play. Seems to me that Captain underpants is bloody lazy and only wants to work when he wants :D Anyway a couple of days later mum thought well i might use this to my advantage so she calls from her knitting chair RING RING out comes Captain Underpants in his cape and all and mum asks him to put the jug on which he hapily does and goes back to his room once the jug had boiled mum calls RING RING and out comes Sam mum asked him to make a coffee for her well she was not ready for the reply of " dont be stupid you know I am not allowed to touch the jug so you have to do it" Good old Sam plays by the rules when it suits aye. I have tried the RING RING since he has been home but he is either on strike or has his phone turned off :D. Another funny typical Sam moment. He is at the Turf drinking raspberry and lemonade ( which by the way he managed to get for free cos he made mates with the barman) with his new mates who were Nanas smokin buds anyway mum was inside and Sams out there parked up chattin the ears off these guys and mum thinks might just go and see what shit he's spinnin this time she snuck up behind him and all they guys were fixed on Sam and hes tellin them all about hellicopters ( I think he might have watched discovery with Bob) anyway he ddnt realise mum was standing behind him unitl he had finshed his story and the men looked at nana well Sam turned around and said to mum whatch doin and mum says just checkin to see what shit ya takikn bout well good old Sam turns to the guys and in his 9 year old manly voice says"Hey guys if i am annoying ya or pissin ya off just tell me to Fuck off thats what Nana does" well you can imagine mums face and she said the guys nearly fell off their chairs with laughter needless to say Sam was one of the locals after that. Another one just before he was due to come home they started a promo at the Turf and ya had to collect export dollars to buy Export stuff well Sam couldnt talk mum into drinkin it so he was goin round collecting ones people didnt want cos he really wanted the Export hat well anyway he couldnt get enough so he decided that since he was goin home the next day that his barman mate should just give him one so off he went to put it to him well his barman mate wasnt sure but Sam was determined and we all know what Sam can be like well anyway finally his mate told him if he could get this certain young lady in the bar to go on a date with him then he would give him the hat well off Sam went to this young lady and told her his dilemma and begged and pleaded her to go to the movies and dinner with the barman and after a few of those puppy dog eyes Sam got his hat and the Barman got a date.