While we all dearly love Sam to bits you will see from the following SAM COMPLIMENTS as we call them now he makes it bloody hard
They started a couple of years back well the first real memorable one did anyway
While at mums house one morning we were about to go into Richmond so mum could do some banking so off she went to put on some lipstick all well and good we get into the car and Sam is sat in the back looking at nana he asks "Nana why do you put on lipstick" in which she answers to look pretty. Sam seemed to take that as a fair enough answer and said nothing more and was quiet from mums to the bank in Richmond well that was not to last. While mum was stood at the teller Sam pipes up and says with the straightest face and serious look "Mum I think you are pretty, ya know nana puts on lipstick to look pretty but it doesnt work" Well the teller tried as hard as she could not to laugh going red in the face with the effort Mum wanted the floor to open up and swallow her and all i could do was stand there with mouth open wide and say well thanks Sam.
that was the beggining and as you will see they just get better and Nana LaLa is the reciever of Sams backhanded Compliments
While at Nanas over the school holidays Sam told nana he wasnt feeleing well so she told him to have a lie down on the bed as he was looking a bit pale in the face, a while later Sam comes out and asks for some icecream and nana told him that cos he wasnt feeling the best he probably shouldnt have that so off he went to his room again. A while later out comes Sam and walks up to Nana LaLa and innocently asks "Nana does my face look like yours?" Nana a bit confused asks what do you mean? Sam replies "well does my face look like yours you know the same colour and stuff but without the wrinkles" Sam is lucky that Nana talks to him at all but alas that was not the end.
While out on the patio one sunny day a few days after the wrinkle comment mum is sunning herself while having a drink and ciggie Sam came out to join her and sat down next to her and said " Gee nana you have young legs the rest of you is old but your legs are young like a thirty year olds"
I tell you I hope he fixes his idea of a compliment before he gets a girlfriend or he will be a long time single :D
